Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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