great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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