Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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