Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
How's work?
Spinning.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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