The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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