My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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