I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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