guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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