I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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