Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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soooo we both peed the bed last night...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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