it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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