god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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