What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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