Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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