I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Shame - the story of my life.
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