seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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