This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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