So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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