You made me cry and you don't even care
Your dad touched me again.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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