Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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