I think I just saw someone hide a body.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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