Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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