she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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