i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
When did angry sex become our thing?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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