My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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