Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
