New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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