im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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