Can Purell be used as lube?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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