I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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