She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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