i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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