You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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