I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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