people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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