she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I don't deserve a penis
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
