and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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