I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize