so that wasnt chicken after all
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
