How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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