how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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