If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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