I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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