I need help removing her.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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