GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
