Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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