yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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