well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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