Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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