smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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