plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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