Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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