Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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