so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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