i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
